Editor’s Blog: 12.11.2009~ When a Potential Review Goes Wrong
~Kris Melton

You may have heard the phrase “The Best TV Show You’re Not Watching” used to describe great shows that either haven’t received much attention or that viewers haven’t yet discovered. With that mentality in mind, I bring up Atlanta band Bury Me Breathing as “A Great Up and Coming Band You Haven’t Heard Yet”. This band blew me away the first time I saw them play at Winston’s in Marietta, GA; a venue that can not do this band full justice. Between the dual guitarists, whose fingers move at the speed of light and completely in-synch with one another, and the amazing drummer, this band is a must see on your to do list.
I had planned on reviewing their performance at The Masquerade on December 9th; however hear is my story as to why the review did not happen, and what happens when a potential review goes wrong.
As tends to happen, their set time was switched last minute from 9pm to 8:15pm putting the pressure on for me to hurry my ass along as quickly as possible to make it on time. I managed to leave the house, by some miracle, on time and would have made the show…. had a massive pile up on 400S not halted the interstate to a complete halt. My trusty companion however turned into my personal GPS, and we maneuvered our way on back roads to 85S. Although we knew we’d still be late, I raced in my little Eclipse faster than the law allows to catch as much of their set as I could. When I reached the venue however I discovered that my pass was given to the lights guy, who was working in the middle of the set. That meant no way was I getting in. Although seeing as how they only had 2 songs left of their set, I at this point wasn’t going to miss much. So after a Masquerade worker yelled insults through a loud horn as I turned around (can we say rude?), and me stepping in a wad of gum (thank you person for spitting it on the sidewalk, real considerate) I walked back to my car with a feeling of a defeat.
Some could end the story here, but some are no Kris, who seems to find an adventure at every turn. As my gum covered shoe stuck annoying to both my gas and brake pedals, making for an interesting ride, we decided that we didn’t come downtown to leave empty handed.
Our destination: R Thomas, a restaurant that my roommate insisted was going to blow my mind with their fabulous Portabella Mushroom Sandwich. Less than a mile away as we were listening to Project 9-6-1, my buddy Knox played one of my favorite Tool songs. I had to text to thank him, to which he invited us to come see him at the station. Why not right? We requested Pantera’s “Respect” (those who heard it you are welcome!) followed by me sharing my Gwinnett County story on air ( a story involving a high speed pursuit, a Latina woman punching her boyfriend in the face as he drove, and driving a 1950’s fire truck after almost being mauled by a dog… tis true folks, tis true). I have to say Knox is one cool guy and if you haven’t checked out his show, you should!
After chowing down at R. Thomas, we made our way home with one detour. Now most folks would think stopping at Shell to pump gas couldn’t possibly be interesting. Never underestimate me and my shenanigans. Yes I am blonde, and no this has never happened to me before, but there’s a first time for everything. I finished pumping gas and before I could remove the pump I was stopped by a chick for directions. After relaying the only 2 turns she needed to know about 50 times, I had completely forgotten to remove the pump from my car. Needless to say as I drove off I heard a very loud bang behind me. It was then that I realized what I had done. I quickly put the now completely broken pump, which was ripped out and ruined, back in place and quickly sped off out of both embarrassment and not wanting to be charged with… well ultimately stupidity.
I apologize for not being able to review Bury Me Breathing, but strongly urge everyone to check these guys out. The next show they schedule I will be there and I hope you will too. Should the forces of nature deter me yet again, rest assured I’ll have another typical Kris story to share with all of you.
COMING SOON:
-Review of Legend Has It’s “Driven” Album