Review of Sweden Rock Festival: June 3-6, 2009
~Mikey Reardon
Location: Sölvesborg, Sweden
If you like: Any rock or metal music at all!!
Each year, I make a pilgrimage to a conglomerate music fest. Last year was Virgin Mobile, prior year was Lollapalooza, etc. Little did I know in all of my fest seeking ventures that I was missing the Mack Daddy of all music fests – Sweden Rock.

Volbeat
I found out about Sweden Rock last fall; four days of some of the best Rock and Metal on the planet. Ahhhhhhh. Tossed together with a little ubiquitous cheese (Journey, Uriah Heep), and an I-don’t-really-get-it-but-what-the-hell slogan of “Fill your head with Rock”, the OMFG lineup promised to be a Rock Fest like no other You can check out the 2009 Festival bands here: http://www.swedenrock.com/index.cfm?pg=17&pr=1

Sevendust
On Wednesday night a must catch for me was Sevendust. Sure we share the same hometown, but I hadn’t seen them live yet. They gave an awesome show and though it was the lowest attendance day for the Festival (statistically), there were still thousands there to cheer them on. All of this was concurrent with and followed by lots of drinking.
Thursday was a busy, busy day. Lots of bands and not enough hours to catch them all: Pain, Volbeat, Candlemass, Flogging Molly, Ground Mower, Tyketto, ZZ Top and Twisted Sister. Whew. Volbeat and Ground Mower are two must hear (and see if you can) bands recommended to me by a number of Swedish die-hard metal heads and long time SRF attendees. Good call!

Flogging Molly
Both gave great shows and left their packed crowds chanting “En gång till !!”…and for those of you who don’t speak Swedish (like me, I had to ask) it means: One More Time. ZZ and Sister are always universal crowd pleasers, and thousands of people crowding together to see both bands in the misting rain and freezing temps just goes to show the Rock power both bands still command. All of this was concurrent with and followed by lots of drinking.

Ground Mower
Friday was another busy, busy day!! THOR, Unleashed, UFO, Motörhead and In Flames. If you love a good stage show, Thor did a lot of theatrics and not so much music. That evening saw the peak attendance at SRF, to the tune of about 36,000 people – which I will break down for you: The majority of those attending SRF are the Swedish (obviously), followed closely by neighbors in Denmark and Norway. You’re not going to run into native English speakers while you’re there (though everyone there does speak English). You’re also not going to run into many women. About 34,000 of the attendees are men. The 2,000 women attending are the girlfriend/significant other/fiancée/wife of the attending dudes (someone might have mentioned that to me before). So ixnay on thinking SRF is easy hook-up time.

In Flames
The weather gave a repeat and grander performance than the night before, giving up torrential downpours along with the freezing temps. Best I can tell, it didn’t keep a single person from coming out for Motörhead, including me and the couple making out. There was no such thing as elbow room at this show. Motörhead brought the bombardier with them, giving an all-out shagged up, rock out, performance!! By the end, the crowd was a bit crazed moving to the next stage where In Flames was up next. In Flames brought the axe licks and killer sound, plus the pyrotechnics (which were awesome even in the rain), that whipped up the already crazed audience into a foam at the mouth frenzy. All of this was once again concurrent with and followed by lots of drinking.

Motorhead
Saturday: Ok, I remember waking up what seemed very early and turned out was very early, with no chance of going back to sleep since the sun made it look like noon already, spending some quiet time in my hotel room, stumbling out later for breakfast and managing to make it to the Festival grounds, the rest of the day was a bust. I had every intention of seeing Soilwork, Immortal and Heaven & Hell that day, but it just wasn’t going to happen. Did I mention the constant drinking? I just now am recuperated from it which is why this review is so late. I don’t care who you are or what your cultural background happens to be (my family is Irish) – If you are a native English speaker, you can’t hold a candle to the Swedes when it comes to drinking. Period. But do not make the mistake of thinking the Swedes are alcoholics, because they are absolutely not. I just spent 4 days with 36,000 people crowded together and drinking without even one altercation,
fist fight, or brawl. Americans can’t say the same under any circumstances, with maybe the sole exception being the original Woodstock. The whole thing is a testament to Sweden as a people and a culture…..and as professional drinkers. My hat’s off to the entire country (and one particular blonde haired, blue eyed resident).
I have already RSVP’d for next year.
Rock Fist Rating:
Both rock fists up, fist pumping, waving in the air and screaming!!
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